Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Jesse's LoL flowchart




Typically the result is that by endgame, Jesse gets enough gold to afford a few of the more... luxury... Skarner items.  He ends up looking pretty much like this:




Meanwhile our AD carry is petitioning the Fields of Justice for food stamps, and our solo mid is attempting to fashion armor out of used cardboard tubing and wondering how the late-game is going to go with three Doran's Rings and a health pot.

JESSE-SKARNER IS THE 1%.

2 comments:

  1. And these proletarian minions want to divide up their gold and have free healthcare? Poppycock. Invest in a strong leader and more gold will trickle down from tower kills and true victory.

    And did the solo-mid ever give one single thought to the trials of the landed gentry, I ask you? Good day, sir.

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    1. THE FLOWCHART IS NOW A DIAMOND!

      Also, I'm pretty sure that this disparity of wealth is, in fact, the fault of the Jungler.

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