"Sir, sir! The flagship Gesselschaft has crashed into a building!"
"What? Has anyone been injured?"
"Thankfully not, sir-- it seems to just be superficial damage, but it'll need to come in for repairs regardless."
"Hmm. Troubling. It seems odd, though-- do you know what caused the accident? I know Captain Wright to be an excellent pilot."
"Didn't you know, sir? Wright went on shore leave about a week ago. He wanted to spend some more time with his family."
"Who was piloting, then?"
"Alice Wong. She--"
"Alice? But she's a newbie! All she's ever done is pilot a skiff!"
"I'm getting to that, sir. She's being supervised by her father, Joseph Wong, who's been with us for twenty years; this was meant to be a training mission of sorts for her."
Shrug. "Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised this ended badly, Jenkins. After all, every schoolchild knows that two Wongs....."
"...don't make a Wright."